Reality shows....launching SUPER GOD

HI Folks,
I think i am fed up with reality shows.Now that is what i mean reality, what a real acting :), And here in the Malayalam film industry most of

them say that there are no good scriptwriters .they should learn from these guys.Well i am not concerned what is happening in the back stage or whether the reality shows are REAL or REEL.
"All the roads lead to rome"..i think we should re script the same to "All the channels lead to flat(car,money,garments,rice...list grows). I wonder how the energy come from. Grandmas,grandpas,children,and above all some people called as juries..(GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT WHERE THEY UP TO BEFORE THIS) and last but least ;) so called anchors who virtually rape the language called MALAYALAM.
SREENI EETA, UNNI EETA, KUTTAN EETA...ETAAAAA...VAZHEEL KANANA ELLARUM ETAN(all see road all call cheta;) in English...oops sorry i turned out to be an anchor now).
And most of these so called anchors or rigs OR MASTS what ever....the funniest thing is when they calculate the participants marks....judges

(thank god they have to spit out a number just between 1 and 10 or else they may also fumble )... judge the mark and its the anchors job to total it

and say....god you have to see there expressions while they are calculating that.At last the participant will come to help her by crying ;).And the

next is the core of the show.MY FORMAT IS ss space rr space three commas five fullstops..... please vote for me....they speak as they know the

viewers for ages and only because us they are there ....5 rs VELLATHIL( in water ;)).
What all do they have to do to gain a flat.God knows after all
they are FLAT ;).Super dancer , super singer , super jumper,super super....and now what
Mr.bush the judge of all shows...started a new show SUPER EATER and Indians turned out to be the best in that competition ,
the best according to him.I think we should start a super eater show as well , in which i can win :D.
Now why i am telling all this to you since you all know this.I am also turning out to be real. I am starting a reality class. Dance,eating,singing, from 1st standard to 10th standard ...and there will be concessions VEETAMMAS(house mothers;)).
ALLA JEEVIAKAN VERE real vazhi onnum illa athonda [Translation: no life way real live life ;)].....

MUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY enne thallaleeeeeeeeeee...ill go for coaching classes to bring a flat......by the way she is also going for reality show and poor dad..also grand mother and grandpa......he also have to dance left right :) FAMILY REALITY SHOW starting soooooooon


COMING SOOOON " SUPER PATTINI " ( only for malayalees ) --ingane poyal pattini avum

oh GOD Please help me... god says :This time ill not help you..i am running with my life..heard that a show is starting called
"SUPER GOD"